Funny 50th Birthday Slogans

As you grow older it will avoid you.

Funny 50th birthday slogans.

Old age is like underwear. 50th birthday slogans generator happy 50. May 24 2019 explore debbie gray s board funny 50th birthday quotes followed by 118 people on pinterest. I m not 50 i m 18 with 32 years experience.

After printed they can be framed and displayed on tables or simply hung up on the walls. Let s crack open a bottle of prune juice. Franklin pierce adams. It took me 50 years to look this good.

The only difference is i m not into all that freakin cirque de soleil stuff because i m as flexible as a two by four with as much stamina as an emphysema patient on oxygen. It creeps up on you anon. Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh. Funny 50th birthday quotes group 3.

I can t believe i m 50. Im 50 and feel great. Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th birthday. This 50th birthday sign pack includes four 8x10 digital signs.

Fun is like life insurance. 49 maybe but never 50. Lets celebrate with a bottle of prune juice. Now if only the senility hadn t wiped it all away.

This is the salt and pepper style that makes you look charming turning 50. Don t be jealous because i look this good at 50. I m aiming by the time i m fifty to stop being an adolescent. 50th birthday quotes about middle age.

Senior moment in progress. 50 is the five perfect 10s. See more ideas about 50th birthday birthday 50th birthday party. Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist anon.

I can t remember what i forgot so don t ask. Do not worry about avoiding temptation. See more ideas about 50th birthday quotes birthday quotes funny 50th birthday quotes. Funny 50th birthday sayings group 3.

These funny light hearted signs make great party decorations for any 50th birthday party. Happy birthday you old buzzard. Wendy cope middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Your wild oats have just turned to porridge.

The older you get the more it costs. Jul 24 2017 explore missy shellman s board 50th birthday sayings on pinterest. Hi ho hi ho its over the hill you go. Bob hope sex is as good at 50 as it was at 20.

50 is the new 25 twice you are 18 262 days old. Funny birthday wishes for men there is a silver lining on your head on the dark clouds of your hair.